http://thesurrealist.co.uk/The Surrealist is a site that hosts many of those entertaining random generators that use words or livejournal user names entered by the user of the generator. I've been having fun with the New Years Resolution and Ten Days of Christmas generators, which use the interests and friends of the person whose user name is entered in. Like so:
In 2008, noybusiness resolves to...
Admit my true feelings to leonidaslion.
Give some cats to charity.
Be nicer to huntress69.
Apply for a new spike.
Drink four glasses of crossover every day.
Spend less time on digimon.
Bear in mind that was randomly generated and I don't have feelings for Leonidaslion.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, noybusiness sent to me...
Twelve animorphs drumming
Eleven darklighters piping
Ten wolves a-leaping
Nine tigers dancing
Eight bears a-milking
Seven cats a-swimming
Six dreams a-laying
Five anya-a-a-a jenkins
Four spiderwick chronicles
Three jake simmonds
Two martha jones
...and an angel in a my family.
And in related randomness, did you know that:
- The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr The Weird Sisters Head.
- Half a cup of the Weird Sisters contains only seventeen calories.
- Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that the Weird Sisters are near.
- The Weird Sisters can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!
- The Weird Sisters are often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than the Weird Sisters.
- Worldwide, the Weird Sisters are the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
- If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about the Weird Sisters.
- In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and the Weird Sisters.
- The Weird Sisters can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
- Without its lining of the Weird Sisters, your stomach would digest itself!
Gotta love this site.
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